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Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:
i hate soup
Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:
Make sure you service pet dogs every 10k barks
I feel like saying the full thing relieves some of the stress caused by said unfucked shit
auditors gonna make absolute bank from bribes
all wounds septic
Intern slipped, fell and landed on the “monetize extra lives” button
Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor
The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC
Hi
Even if you know the hallucinations aren’t real, I think it’s still considered a symptom of schizophrenia.
I don’t think you’ve been scammed by the psychiatrist.
That bill sounds standard for healthcare in the USA, unfortunately.
As far as I’m aware, a lot of psychiatric medication can take weeks or months before you start feeling the benefits. Let your psychiatrist know if you’re not responding to the treatment.
Wishing you the best, mate.
Won’t those medications reach the baby if the labour takes too long?
I did not downvote, but I think the others did because it’s kinda difficult trying to figure out exactly what you’re trying to say.
Text doesn’t always convey intent very well, unfortunately.
Super calming and warm
What’s some neovim config you always keep?
Numerology
They are so unhinged that the doorknob has melted to the floor.
It also seeps into every other batshit conspiracy theory eventually. It’s huge in QAnon. If you see a number, pack your bags, it’s jover.
1+1 = 2
Do you know what else there were two of? The twin towers. How many planes hit the twin towers? Exactly two. How many times has my wife left me? Only once, but one day I will get the kids back. Fuck you judge McNally
10 digits, infinite bullshit
It perfectly captures all the essence of dogs going full berserk crocodile goblin mode
Reddit can fuck itself.
I thought that’s what they banned
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
I didn’t even know they released int2
stab up the word
hopefully
I like how you need to add that qualifier because Nintendo legal is batshit
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”