In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

I learned it from Hair.

I face a similar conundrum.

To be fair, the commenter to whom you’re responding might have been engaging in hyperbole.

Maybe not. Just a theory. (But I was similarly confused)

They’d know what RTFM meant if they RTFM.

Both the joke and your username are enjoyable.

I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone in real life who has heard of this movie without being introduced to it, but it’s a favorite for me. Thank you for this reference (also impressively apt).

I feel like I saw one of those a very very long time ago, but otherwise, never heard of one. Thank you for the edification!

There have been enough times that I’ve stated something obvious and been declared mistaken by the original poster that I’ve learned to hedge my bets. Also, if I pretend to be ignorant of some obvious things, it can be funnier.

If you’d prefer it to be framed another way, I’m a coward.

Presumably the original post was made facetiously, but since a lot of people are talking about special characters in the comments:

I can’t confirm anymore, but besides all the alt shortcuts in the comments, in Windows it used to be that you could open the Character Map from the Start menu, then either copy any character from a chart or select the character to see its alt code.

I believe you can do this with the on-screen keyboard! If you’re using Windows, I think that can be accessed with super+u (but I haven’t used Windows in a long time so I apologize if I misremembered or if this is no longer accurate).

That makes sense. I’ve had various percentage keyboards, but never not had a print screen button.

Well, to each their own. Also, I can’t say whether this applies to you, but it seems likely that one might evolve a key shortcut preference from one’s early exposure. Mine was Windows and, eventually, Linux.

I like shortcuts involving the Print Screen button because the label is clear to me and because I can take a screenshot with a maximum of two buttons rather than three, none of which clearly express “screenshot” to me.

Regardless of the reasoning, I doubt we’ll come to an accord, but I respect your preference.

Does Dan of the Game Grumps know about this?

Plus it puts on a Santa hat around Christmas.

IIRC, it’s cmd+shift+a number between one and four depending on what kind of screenshot you want to take (full screen, window, etc.). Definitely not intuitive.

I only have any idea because I’m required to use a Mac at work. Just went and tested; cmd+shift+4 starts a “select an area to screenshot” process.

Pretty sure I had that keyboard a while ago (maybe even still do) but used the default LED color of red.

I can’t say for certain, but I think that might be by design.

I interpreted that as just how she has her hair up; to put it another way, her hair is short enough and bound tightly enough that it would maintain that angle with or without wind.

I’ve dislocated my shoulder fourteen times; as a result, when I broke my ankle, I just thought it was dislocated as well. I twisted it back into place and tried to stand up on it … Twice … Before my neighbor heard me and gave me the sage advice to stop doing that.