Mine went missing for a day, and then at 2am a neighbor started pounding on the door - was this our cat wailing keeping them awake?

So I climbed about 30’ up a pine tree in my boxers, in the dark, unwrapped the cat from the tree, wrapped it around my bare chest (it’s terrified fully extended claws made this a snap, right into my flesh) and down we went.

She never tried that again, but did enjoy annual escapes onto the roof until the arthritis got too bad.

Venn diagram, we need to focus on the “nazi” and “alpha male” circles which are smaller than the “little dick” circle, which is actually - gay dude here - I’ll tell you pretty big.

House is 123 years old, I have a couple of cast-iron pans that are civil war era, still get regular use.

China to the rescue, a good tug and they peel like a banana now

It would make a lot more sense with robotussin but whoever made this doesn’t really understand what’s in today’s OTC drugs, the Benadryl that was fun isn’t pink like these. Diphenhydramine is just a bad drug they need to recall.

That sounds like an average Tuesday in Texas

Best part is when they go from warning you to suspending you within a few hours for the same “incident,” it can happen. IP banned for life baby

Having a hard time imagining what things looked for these folks before communities were formed.

Our local ice creamery is up for best ice cream in the country, They serve ice cream year round, but have excellent cocoa in the winter to draw in everyone, super expensive handmade marshmallows, etc.

Doesn’t let you rifle through things approvingly as you go. "Yes this is the correct directory because it has the three files I was looking at earlier–

You know what let’s do a ls -al just to be super sure it’s the right modification

Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they’re happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They’re fattening you up. They can wait.

My state has stripped unemployment down to 12 weeks, after that went by after my layoff at Christmas, I got so desperate and depressed and a little bit crazy. As the day is ticked closer to my first missed mortgage payment and car payment, And the thought of homelessness for me and my animals became a sobering reality, I started taking every interview I could possibly find, no preparation, just winging it until something worked.

During that whole process, I saw what the endgame is, we are slaves, but there is no slave master anymore, we do that part ourselves to avoid dying on the street.

So I am very motivated to start my own niche company and get the fuck away from this whole system at this point. Especially since I will have to work until I die, 401ks have all been cashed out during crises.

LOOK AT THE WORDS THEY ARE FUNNY

I’M GONNA SEND THIS TO MAY GRANDSON’S FACEBOOK

Deodorant was first marketed to immigrants and that’s how it took hold. People mildly-to-seriously stank for all of human history and it just was, perfumes have always been a market too. But then someone was like “but what if we made these folks feel even more ostracized to sell them a solution”

And this began the “your body is fucking disgusting” cycle that now encourages us to literally coat ourselves head-to-toe in (eczema to cancer causing) chemical deodorants. Great.

I haven’t seen a lot, health-wise, that suggests coffee is detrimental. Environmentally it’s a harder sell every year with climate change and the number of coffee drinkers still yet to peak, but the economics will counter that soon enough.

The correct response here would be to simply say “no” when they say “can I ask what it is you’re taking.”

31g Bob!

Can we just get to the part where producing ovum is a sin

*near perfect 8-bit representation

Also doing the Apple News crossword this morning are we