We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.

C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?

Three words: “Weird Al” Yankovic

He and the same guys in his band have been touring together for 40+ years, and the experience shows.

It’s one of the hardest rocking shows out there. Yes, I’m serious.

Age restrictions are, and always have been, ridiculous.

Young people understand a lot more than many adults give them credit for.