But, but, magic metal makes steadfast man special, which, in turn, causes female Jesus to lubricate in one of the worst love scenes in literature.
If only the moochers would stop getting in their way!
I lost a best friend to Objectivism , and I’m not sure if the dumb bastard has changed his ways. I haven’t the time.
I love libretube, but I really need it to support queing videos. As it stands you have to pick each video you want to watch/listen to. Unless there is a hack I am unaware of Playlists don’t really exist.
Please prove me wrong, if you know better than I do.
But you try to tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe yah!
I worked at Spencer’s back in the early 2000s when they started getting Extra Edgy.
Like they’ve always had lube and rinky dink ‘massagers’ , all of the sudden we had the ivibe Rabbit and tshirts with actual swears on them. The soccer moms briefly clutched their pearls.
What a time to be alive.
I just broke out into a cold sweat remembering trying to get wifi to function on my netbook back in 2k8.
Just install lasers, you can blind them, with SCIENCE!
I’ll try to fill the void…
: Watches Saw XI:
It stinks!
I over slept for work that morning and my mother screamed that I needed to get out of bed because the world was on fire.
I got my work clothes on in a minute because I was a teenage dirt bag, baby. By the time I got to the living room she was in tears because the Pentagon was going up in smoke.
I’m not sure if it was survival instinct or what, but I said, ‘Silly Government, tricks are for kids!’
I just remember her shouting, “This is serious!” As I dashed to my car.
The radio sucked that morning. Pretty much all the fm band was nothing but church talk. The walkman I had plugged into my stereo was off charge, so I had to listen to some Spanish sermon as I wondered if the Spencer’s I worked at was going to be blown up.
This has been a ‘9-11 Moment’, reply with ‘I was there.’ if you’d like to know more.
Hey! You wouldn’t copy/paste a pirate flag!?
The grocery/retail worker Union in my city sucks for newbs. Takes a large chunk of your paycheck every two weeks until you gain seniority after 24 months, then you can be a lazy bastard as much as you want.
Unions are great, some suck.
I should’ve been a teamster, so lazy and surly…
It’s odd, after years of washing dishes for a job I can’t stand the smell of garlic or onions when it is coming from the grease left over on a plate or cook wear, but when they are first being cooked the aroma makes my mouth water.
The nose, she is fickle.
It sounds like an old wives tale, and maybe I’m naturally resistant, but if I consistently press my tongue to the roof of my mouth as I chop onions, I do not cry.
Anecdotal, of course.
Did they have a stipulation that if the consumer opened the phone the IP rating would be nullified?
Genuinely asking, sounds like something a corpo would do.
Sounds a bit like my dad saying ‘walk it off’ .
I suppose one gets used to not paying for them after the first two-three downloads.
Alcohol is cheaper than therapy.
The curly perm thing was big in the 90s. It’s just come back around because kids have seen what their idols of the past dressed like.
It is funny to hear stories about teenage Bros that clandestinely get curly perms from hairdressers so their boys don’t think they’re feminine salon rats.
I give absurd humor, even if it seems low effort, a pass.
Imagine how gross/dumb Monty Python sketches were to the Lost Generation. How much did The Kids In The Hall rile up Boomers?
How terrible does early South Park and Beavis and Butthead look to me now that I have a couple decades to reflect on them.
Zoomers are potentially the most existentially detached generation we have seen in a while, and I’m excited to see what they create, if my old Xennial ass lives that long.
Pfft. Afraid of melting, huh? Try one armed sit ups in molten lava.
Boo. Fucking. Hoo.