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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • My favourite is:

    Them: We want less red in the pie chart. Fix that remote vulnerability.

    Me: We don’t even have that component enabled. It’s reporting on a DLL file version, not the vulnerability itself.

    Them: Just lower our vulnerability score.

    (Me wondering if I deploying dozens of fully-patched systems would have the same proportional effect)










  • yannic@lemmy.catomemes@lemmy.worldWe did it?
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    6 months ago

    I suspect the dumbfounded reply you received was because one expected the word ‘epidemic’ to be used instead.

    ‘pandemic’ usually is taken to mean it has spread across several international boundaries. ‘pan,’ meaning ‘all.’