Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.
Bears are basically just giant dogs, it’s not fair
Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?
How the hell are you supposed to exit that?
TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart
Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way
I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
Hold my internal organs, I’m going in
Can haz