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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

like 10 times better than the morning stretch

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like 10 times better than the morning stretch

sh.itjust.works

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    3 个月前

    “Ah yea right ther- FUCK TOO FAR TOO FAR”

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Especially so with this one.

    However there are quite some torture techniques that ‘oh fuck, you better not make me cum’ my would-be torturer shouldn’t “call my bluff” on … or should actually, idk.

    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      … please elaborate

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        deleted by creator

        • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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        • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Ngl, stockades and free use… Yeah

          • scoobford@lemmy.zip
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            There’s a dungeon by me that has stockades but doesn’t allow free use and it is the mother of all missed opportunities.

            • Rooty@lemmy.world
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              I’m guessing they’re avoiding consent issues.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          Lol I don’t know how I’ve never seen that pic until now but it is cracking me up

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      deleted by creator

    • itsnotits@lemmy.world
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      you’d* better not

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        Oh, you better do!!

        But also - really? “You’d” would be correct?
        Wouldn’t that shift everything and so also required a “shouldn’t have called” later on?
        (And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)

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    Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that’s pure relaxation afterwards).

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      I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.

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        Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.

        Don’t think they had electricity for the TENS, though…

  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.

  • AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world
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    I too am over 30.

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    My god 🤣

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    That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don’t slip and get a taste of the pain.

  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Can confirm.

  • TemplaerDude@lemm.ee
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    Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.

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