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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

I should really start weighing my pasta

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I should really start weighing my pasta

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
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    Just count the noodles.

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      Or lay them all out long ways and measure

      • eman_resu@lemmy.world
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        Or lay them all out short ways and measure

        • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
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          Or lay them all out diagonally and use the Pythagorean theorum

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    Just look at how much you have when it’s uncooked and then remember what that much looks like after it’s been cooked? Should start to get an idea after a few hundred pots of pasta. 🙃👌

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      Noted. Start with a few hundred pots of pasta. Adjust from there.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Should work in theory 👌

        • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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          Instructions unclear. Smoked the pot, now I’m even more hungry.

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            [munchies intensify]

  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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    Or you just say you cooked for many days.

    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      Exactly. I just cook the entire box, make enough sauce, then portion it out from there. No need to fuck with figuring out how much dry pasta is reasonable.

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    My brothers and I use 500g… for 3 people. Yes we do eat a lot. And that’s without the pesto, cheese etc

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Yeah that’s 2-3× servings per serving

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        That could be a reasonable amount based on the person. I’m a large framed dude, and when I was seriously trying to bulk through 7 days a week of HIIT, I had to eat like 5,000 Calories a day. My resting heart rate did get to the low 40s for a while, so that was cool (doctor said it was a good thing).

        Btw, eating 5,000 Calories of healthy food a day fucking sucks. It’s basically like eating is your full time job.

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          I agree that 2.5× the serving makes sense if your goal is to eat 2.5× the calories.

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            My mind is blown.

        • Lena@gregtech.eu
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          I’m quite thin, so nope I guess I do have a black hole in my stomach.

          Once I get HRT I’ll eat these kinds of portions more regularly to increase its effects.

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      I can eat 500g by myself in a sitting… or at least in my prime when i wheighed 100kg but still people looked horrified when they saw how much i ate.

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      Wow! I use 200g for 2 people and I thought I was using a lot!

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      In college I used to be able to down a full pound of pasta easily. Nowadays I get full after 20 noodles…

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      I usualy make around 200g… just for myself. It’s not thaat crazy. I now a lot of people who do so. I’m a relatively thin dude. But to be fair I do a lot of sports (although I have been injured for the past 3 month and haven’t stopped eating that much) I think it just realy depends on how effectively your body handles the food and therefore atrongly varies from person to person.

  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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    You make pasta when you want.

    I make pasta out of soups…

    We are not the same, and I’m not allowed to cook soups anymore.

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      Your dream of pasta and soup is real and it is beautiful, it’s just called pho

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Still must be consumed while fresh.

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    I fail to see this as a problem. More pasta is always welcome.

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    How much dry pasta per person by weight?

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      Approximately .69 grams per kilogram should do it.

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        That’s … actually pretty accurate

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          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            Yes, overserving pasta is pretty common

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                Look at this guy, he can’t handle a whole courgette

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    • tburkhol@lemmy.world
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      I do 150g with a light sauce, like aglio e olio or chili oil. Maybe 75g if it’s going with a bunch of veg and meat.

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      A quarter or a third of a 500g pack depending on how hungry you are, 125g or 166g. In an Italian menu no more than 100g as a “primo”, where the pasta dish is one of two main dishes and you are supposed to eat bread as a filler.

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    You guys are the pros!

    I just jumped in intended to commiserate but y’all are next level. I was going to say I’m used to making two boxes for my teens and keep doing so by mistake even when it’s just me. I have no idea what weight that may be

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    “it’s Dean Martin’s recipe, I always make too much”

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