I saw in a patient’s chart recently that they were unable to perform a breast biopsy because her breasts were too small. I was like goddamn.
They’re alright, nothing to write home about
Enough to write about, but not home
Would she like a second opinion?
In the world of medicine unremarkable is one of the best things you can hear!
The US breasts are so unremarkable, they have to import from Brazil now!
Expecting huge tariffs
All over them!
Breast US!
Visit the doctor and feel so ambushed you need to visit your psychiatrist.
I’ve heard this language doctors use come up before when someone was reviewing an autopsy.“The testicles were unremarkable.”
No abnormal finding in the what?
No abnormal finding in them tiddies
Ah finally somebody with some medical training
Reminds me of when I had met my new doc after he reviewed my records and imaging,
“I didn’t appreciate any arthritis in your joints”
