Also, there are now more Ikea catalogs published than the Bible, making Ikea the superior religion.
Since Ikea a famous for their meatballs, a part of the holy dish and body of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Holy Noodle is more real than the Christian god, or any other god.
And New York City is real, so that means Spiderman is real (this is literally the logic that some Christians use to defend the Bible)
Also, there are now more Ikea catalogs published than the Bible, making Ikea the superior religion.
Since Ikea a famous for their meatballs, a part of the holy dish and body of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Holy Noodle is more real than the Christian god, or any other god.