well good for them…
At least someone is having sex around here.
I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?
There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.
eg.
we need an adult animated show about them
I mean, not all of those are less cute.
Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.
Mites gotta mate
So…your face or mine?
I did not consent
There was someone they forgot to ask
I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite
on it boss
And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?
Long as they change the sheets every few years I’m good with it.
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.
New kink unlocked.
Thank you, I hate it.
If you aren’t a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.