I personally have finished three chapsticks from top to bottom. (using them correctly, not eating them.)

  • nomad@infosec.pub
    2·
    1 hour ago

    I can get my tongue inside my nose from the inside. Helps cleaning out the nose and nasal passages.

  • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
    2·
    1 hour ago

    I’m downtown right now. For me that’s big. I hate the city. It feels like one big cage and there’s too many people. This whole time I just want to run away and let them throw me in jail for skipping jury duty but I’m keeping it together. So that’s a w I guess

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
    3·
    3 hours ago

    I can consistently separate the chocolate from both waffles without breaking any of them with Hanutas. And I can do the same for Prinzenrolle but with slightly less consistency. The latter are more dependend on temperature.

  • ace_garp@lemmy.world
    5·
    7 hours ago

    I finished Heavy Barrel on one credit, in the exact same time it took Ride the Lightning to play through on a walkman.

    • jordanlund@lemmy.world
      12·
      11 hours ago

      Had that happen in an elevator. Elevator call boxes have a phone line for emergencies.

      RING!
      (pushes button)
      “Hello?”
      “Hello, who is this?”
      “This is an elevator.”
      “No, seriously, who is this?”
      “No, seriously, this is an elevator.”
      (Everyone in the elevator starts laughing)
      “OMG… this really is an elevator!”
      “Well, yeah, that’s what I told you.”
      “How are you talking to me?”
      “The call box started ringing so I pushed the button.”
      “Um, OK, can you hang up now?”
      “Well, there’s no real phone, just a button and a speaker, so I think you have to hang up.”
      (CLICK)

    • rudyharrelson@lemmy.radioEnglish
      14·
      14 hours ago

      This happened to me one time like 15 years ago. I was sitting on a bench and a pay phone next to me started ringing. I picked it up and the local police department was on the other end.

      They said they’d gotten a 911 call from this number. I said this was a pay phone and they were like, “Oh. Are there like, any kids or teenagers around?”

      I looked around. There was a big group of teenagers maybe 30ft from where I was sitting. “Yep, there’s a few nearby.”

      They said, “It was probably them. But we’re gonna send someone by just to make sure everything’s okay.”

      A few minutes later a cop came by and asked if I was the person they spoke to on the phone. “Yep.” He looked around and verified there was no emergency and then left.

    • justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io
      16·
      17 hours ago

      In a public school that had is own number, a harmless prank people used to pull was to dial the payphone’s own number then immediately hang up and dash off. It would then ring and confuse the person who was nearest.

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@piefed.socialEnglish
        3·
        8 hours ago

        I was in a train station, a woman was looking for her skateboarder son who was supposed to be waiting for the next train. He wasn’t there.

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    14·
    15 hours ago

    One time as a 19-year-old, I planned out an entire Traveler campaign in the span of two weeks. 46 planets, each with distinct cultures, local flora and fauna, and a unique questline for each one. There was an overarching plotline about a Doctor Sinestar abducting people and stealing tech. I basically spent two weeks in my room furiously typing from when I woke up until I fell asleep at my keyboard, ignoring my bodily functions until my body forced me to take care of it. It was a race against burnout, and I won, but at what cost?

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
    22·
    19 hours ago

    I ended up with the absolute worst shopping buggy in the store, constantly clacking and hanging up. I found it was somehow much easier to push backwards…

    People looked at me funny, but hey, if it seems stupid but works, it’s not stupid.

    • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
      3·
      14 hours ago

      I always get stuck with the cursed cart but I roll with it. In a crowded store on the weekend nothing is more fun than power walking and doing extreme maneuvers with a loud as fuck cart.

    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
      4·
      18 hours ago

      I actually like driving backwards sometimes because you can do cool reverse 180 spins

  • kylie_kraft@lemmy.world
    17·
    19 hours ago

    I’ve kind of wanted to die for over a year, but I dropped the hand scanner in the self checkout and it landed between the wires of the rack on the underside of the shopping cart so that it was hanging perfectly, and that was pretty cool