• ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    …and you will be so happy for a few moments before you realize the machine never returned you back all your blood. You realize the machine never intended to give it back as you slowly fade into eternal slumber.

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      2 days ago

      Sound like a futuristic black-mirror-esque solution to blood donation motivation.

      At Blood-B-Kleen, our machine will quickly and safely pull 8 pints of raw dirty blood from your vein and will return 7 pints of your cleaned blood with 99% reduction in plastics and PFAS, plus some hydrating fluids and vitamins. We don’t even charge you for it yet!