Me: Me
-Me
-Michael Scott
Food: food
That goddamned movie made leaves look delicious and my child self did not appreciate the lesson in reality versus fantasy. ಠ_ಠ
Have you tried being a dinosaur while eating leaves?
Habaneros, here I come!
Literally any bread here I come!
I likewise enjoy consumption of edible organic substances, fellow human 🤖
YES FOLLOW HUMAN. EDIBLE ORGANIC SUBSTANCES PROVIDES ME WITH POWER.
I want to eat like im 16. It just comes at a cost now. I will pay it.
The 5 pound bag of flavored Tootsie rolls and leftover Vietnamese food will not devour themselves.
I wonder if there’s a way to buy just the blue (vanilla) ones. All of them are good, but those in particular…
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Problem for future me 😎
KFC…
I love spicy food but it can be brutal on the stomach.
