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minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·1 天前Could be worse, could be the Grimm Brothers version.
minus-squareriot@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up20·22 小时前I think the Italian version is worse, with her becoming pregnant, while sleeping.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·20 小时前 “crying aloud, he beheld her charms and felt his blood course hotly through his veins. He lifted her in his arms, and carried her to a bed, where he gathered the first fruits of love.” Yikes, batman
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 小时前The fruits rhyme with grapes
minus-square🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 小时前Disney definitely took some creative liberties.
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 天前To quote The Petals Fall Twice, “she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.”
minus-square.Donuts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 小时前I regret being curious and looking it up. What the actual fuck!
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 小时前Satire is truly dead if the petals fall twice can’t be recognized as such.
Could be worse, could be the Grimm Brothers version.
I think the Italian version is worse, with her becoming pregnant, while sleeping.
Yikes, batman
The fruits rhyme with grapes
Disney definitely took some creative liberties.
To quote The Petals Fall Twice, “she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.”
I regret being curious and looking it up. What the actual fuck!
Satire is truly dead if the petals fall twice can’t be recognized as such.