PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoJust trying to get to the airport, manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down18
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoFinally gets a taxi to pick him up The taxi is old as fuck and the driver looks ugly as shit and has the smell of dead fish about him He doesn’t even listen when you tell him where you want to go He drops you off in front of a motel in a run-down fishing hamlet Some drunk dude starts screaming at you to leave, that you’re in danger, and that the Marsh family has made a pact with the devil Get chased by fish people in the night after you rent a room at the hotel Run into a deadly jello mold Find out your grandmother was a fish person Lose your mind Get locked up in an asylum
minus-squareSpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoA 2-hour audiobook summed up in a green-text-esque format. Nicely done.
Finally gets a taxi to pick him up
The taxi is old as fuck and the driver looks ugly as shit and has the smell of dead fish about him
He doesn’t even listen when you tell him where you want to go
He drops you off in front of a motel in a run-down fishing hamlet
Some drunk dude starts screaming at you to leave, that you’re in danger, and that the Marsh family has made a pact with the devil
Get chased by fish people in the night after you rent a room at the hotel
Run into a deadly jello mold
Find out your grandmother was a fish person
Lose your mind
Get locked up in an asylum
A 2-hour audiobook summed up in a green-text-esque format. Nicely done.