Man, you don’t get off that easy in modern first world farming, much less pre-modern subsistence farming.

People don’t live in houses made out of literal shit because they’re too busy inventing the jig three days of the week; nor do they starve and freeze for lack of material goods because they’re just too lazy to go out and forage in their abundant spare time; nor do they cultivate extensive ectoparasite infestations because that’s the latest fashion. Subsistence farmers don’t work 'round the clock only because there is no fucking clock; people work from sunup to sundown, and often longer.

Is it not braindead to share pop culture myths that can be disproven by a single google search, or am I fucking condemned to forever see this shite along with such luminaries as “We only use 10% of our brain” and “Before Christopher Columbus, people thought the earth was flat”?

The top three are Shoestring, Curly, and Wedges, though not necessarily in that order. I still have not managed to figure out how the fuck restaurants make their shoestring (and steak) fries so fucking good.

Next are waffle fries and onion rings. They’re okay.

Sweet Potato fries and tots after that. Just not my thing.

Whoever likes zigzag/crinkle-cut fries is a monster. May god have mercy on their twisted souls.

The secret winner though is zucchini fries, which are mana from the heavens.

Fuck’s sake, not this braindead take again.

New And Reformed Floridaman, or Old Floridaman? Because honestly I can parse that as a good deed or a bad one depending on how you want to frame it

See, now THIS is inaccurate.

Relaxation hadn’t been invented at the time

Yeah, if a siren texted me this I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t accept tbh

She can make me worse dead

Sirens were ancient creatures of mythology who sang to passing ships, inducing those onboard to throw themselves into the sea.

Just a joke about how content creation is sometimes seen as juvenile, especially for men.

Definitely mugging for the audience

I haven’t seen a Pixar movie in forever, but if they don’t…

Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!

Seggs

The intro to Pixar animated movies includes a lamp jumping on the I in ‘Pixar’, which can be interpreted, in this case, as one of several sexual acts.

Bad area, ceiling leaks, noise all night from the railyard, recent mouse infestation despite two visits from an exterminator, pipes intermittently stop working, pretty sure something is fucked with the electric bill, rent just went up 100$. And it’s still one of the cheapest places I can find.

I’m fucking living in it. God bless America.

But what if the warrant was illegally issued, and so the vampire didn’t have actual permission to enter? Hmmmm.

Vampires make better cops than real ones?!

But what if I trust the vampire cop more than the cop? At least the vampire cop admits he’s a bloodsucker.

Age - I think they’re all Final Fantasy characters. Knight on the far right is Steiner from FF9

Sit your ASS down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!

The long and short of it is that a certain poster insisted that their gender was ‘dragonfucker’, and that they fucked the gender of ‘dragons’. For obvious reasons not everyone was onboard with this, but the Blahaj admins decided that it wasn’t up for discussion. Unfortunately, they decided that what wasn’t up for discussion was up to, and including, the very existence of dragons. That’s the lore of it.

In an admittedly bitter conversation about the whole debacle several months later on another instance, the top Blahaj admin (who was not involved in the conversation) saw that I still denied the existence of dragons, and decided to permaban me from Blahaj for that terrible crime, notwithstanding that I hadn’t even posted on Blahaj since the debacle in any case. That’s the personal story.

@daggermoon@lemmy.world since you asked too.