What’s something you do that would make other people think WTF?

  • cerebelodecobre@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Masturbate 1 to 3 times a day. Sometimes with, sometimes without porn or erotic fiction. Wife doesn’t know. She’s not interested in sex. I’m 58.

    • JGrffn@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      I’ll one-up you, and I hope nobody I know reads this. I work from home as a web dev. I have ADHD. I sometimes work deep into the night because I procrastinate all day. I’ll be working with one hand and stroking it rock hard with another, with no real horniness or need to cum for hours. It’s just like a fidgeting thing. I’m looking at code, sleep deprived out of my mind, and somehow rock hard. I don’t get it, but I’m too stressed to care.