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minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.
minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前I was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Why wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.
No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.
Unironically yes.
Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.
I was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P
Why wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?
The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.