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minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoHow did you make and apply the brine? I tried it once and the results where despicable.
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI use a 3% lye bath for 20 seconds. Also baked using a convection oven. I’ve done it using a baking soda boil and/or a standard oven and it just gets light brown. Lye plus convection is the key to get that dark brown.
minus-squarezalgotext@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down6·1 year agoMiddle one looks like a big, ropy turd I dropped last night
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoYou wish you dropped such a noteworthy turd.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI drop respectable amounts but mostly liquid.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoPlease see a doctor. That’s not OK.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDoctors are expensive ‘it be like that’ is cheap
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOh, my bad, you’re from the only developed nation in the world that doesn’t have socialised healthcare. I’m so sorry.
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·1 year agoLol I figured that one would get the love
Pretzels
How did you make and apply the brine? I tried it once and the results where despicable.
I use a 3% lye bath for 20 seconds. Also baked using a convection oven. I’ve done it using a baking soda boil and/or a standard oven and it just gets light brown. Lye plus convection is the key to get that dark brown.
The german flying overhead:
Middle one looks like a big, ropy turd I dropped last night
You wish you dropped such a noteworthy turd.
I drop respectable amounts but mostly liquid.
Please see a doctor. That’s not OK.
Doctors are expensive ‘it be like that’ is cheap
Oh, my bad, you’re from the only developed nation in the world that doesn’t have socialised healthcare. I’m so sorry.
I’m also fat.
Lol I figured that one would get the love