May you have to deal with people like yourself for eternity.
That’s a clever curse, because if you’re a good and thoughtful person you have nothing to worry about
Although if you struggle with mental health it may be… a bit rough
For real!
I have autism, and I swear, dealing with other neurodivergant people is a true pain in the rear. It really puts it into perspective just how frustrating I probably am when my condition makes me into the world most dense and forgetful person in the room. I know I hate it when other people act the way I sometimes do subconsciously.
It’s funny being neurodivergant and dealing with neurotypicals who really don’t get it and then finding someone who is your exact brand of neurospicy and then watching them sit back in confusion as all of a sudden they are the odd one out.
“How about we verbalize our intentions?” “Pppft! You’re the only one here who needs verbal cues. Try reading body language and not just assuming anything SUSAN.”
May you have to deal with people like yourself for eternity nonstop.
so no pause or sleep.
but what şf I am eepy? Do I deal with sleepy people tjat can’t sleep and I can’t sleep either?
Maybe, we don’t know how violent the guy is.
May you never find the short edge of your blanket at night.
🖕
May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!
You are a monster.
May your Tupperware and zip locks never fully close, click, snap or seal.
May mosquitos find your skin the rarest of delicacies while rendering others around you uninteresting to feed from.
May your front teeth be magnetic to food particles that are extra adhesive so you almost always have food stuck between your teeth.
May your tires always look deflated to others despite being full so you are constantly pointed at on the freeway and stoplights by other drivers.
May you compulsively jig any time you hear any music for a minimum for 30 seconds.
May you be unable to type so you are forced to handwrite everything. May you work for the IRS who accommodates your technological disability.
May people never find anything you say funny but they always give you halfhearted courtesy laughs.
May any TV channel or streaming station have no content other than Con Air on loop.
May you always get birthday cards, invitations and presents at least a month off from your real day.
May all your furniture squeak incessantly.
May you receive the respect you deserve.
May you have the life that you deserve
Ouch
May you live in interesting times.
That can get violent very easily. “Guess what, you’ll be in the middle of the most interesting war in history because it was the one that caused the most bloodied carnage and most suffering, ever.”
May your socks be forever wet
May all animals you try to pet run away from you in fear.
Your socks will never feel dry again.
Just one sock. And it switches when you start to get used to it, like a plugged nostril.
Hey! I wanted to say this. 😡
To me? 😦
No, just to all the cursed people.
You fart uncontrollably for 30 seconds whenever you see someone you find attractive
To bite your cheek in the same place over and over just as it starts to heal
Make them use Microsoft products.
May every shirt you wear have an itchy tag you can’t remove.
You woke up every morning with a mosquito bite on your nether region.
Good God! He said non-violent, man!
