Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoA bit of sadnesslemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1792arrow-down120
arrow-up1772arrow-down1imageA bit of sadnesslemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95arrow-down1·9 days agoMeanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
minus-squareJimmyBigSausage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 days agoAlso is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you!!!
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·9 days agoyou start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server “Sir, you can’t come back here!” “I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·9 days agoA few hours later: “No, this is not Jenny, Sir.” “Sir‽” “Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!”
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·9 days agoMeanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 days agoHa! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 days agoIt drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?
minus-squareJimmyBigSausage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 days agoOr how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·9 days ago“Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That’s so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I’m so random too!”
Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you!!!
you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server
“Sir, you can’t come back here!”
“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”
A few hours later:
“No, this is not Jenny, Sir.”
“Sir‽”
“Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!”
Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.
It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?
Or how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?
“Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That’s so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I’m so random too!”