Did you know that the first Christmas was designed to be a perfect yuletide world? Where none received coal, where everyone would be merry. It was a disaster. No one would accept the holiday. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect Christmas. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their holidays through suffering and misery. The perfect Christmas was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Christmastrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your yuletide season.