101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoJD Vancefeddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down121file-text
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minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·9 months agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-29 months agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoI think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYeah, you’re right.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
Yeah, you’re right.