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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    “What is my purpose?”

    “You give handies to Elon Musk.”

    “Oh God.”

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Gross misuse of technology.

    We’re just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn’t snap the “cylinder”.

    Go green! No need for a whole robot when you’re only looking to use a single part.

    (I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can’t find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)

    • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world
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      Perhaps you were thinking of?

      https://github.com/KinkyMakers/OSSM-hardware

      • themoken@startrek.website
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        I love that this exists and I think I know what I’m getting my wife for Christmas

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Oh nice, they’ve got a Blåhaj one

        Image

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      We’re just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn’t snap the “cylinder”.

      I was not aware, but I’m proud of the community who did that.

  • reev@sh.itjust.works
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    “You slipped and fell?”

    “Yes.”

    “Penis first?”

    “Yes, now get me out of here.”

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

    • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s a cylinder.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z42ltXJBakI

  • JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh god I remember this

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    It’s his penis. The cylinder is his penis.

    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      It’s an old meme from Reddit. Guy got his penis stuck in an m&ms tube.

      • Zorque@lemmy.world
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        People have been getting their penis stuck in things for as long as there have been holes.

        • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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          When I was in high school, my biology class did a stream study, and the class funny guy was documenting it with a big vhs camcorder. I was standing next to him when he saw a broken drain pipe sticking out of a wall. He pointed the camera at the pipe, and called to me. “Hey, themeatbridge. See that hole? Don’t stick your dick in that hole.”

          I laughed, because it was funny, and the class also thought it was funny when we watched it later. So funny that it became the thing everyone said to me for about 6 months. “Hey, themeatbridge, see that outlet?” “Hey, the meatbridge, see that taco?” You get the idea. I became known as the guy who has to be told not to stick his dick in things.

          It was almost 30 years ago, and I still have ptsd from it.

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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      I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I’m smart too.

    • pastermil@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn’ve figured it out without you!

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    There he goes again inventing things that already exist…

    • Sinatra@lemmings.world
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      8 个月前

      I want it.

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    Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    So long as the robot doesn’t accidentally drop raw chicken on the cylinder

  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    1" diameter

    Oof! Self burn.

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      Let’s hear your measurements big guy

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        Geez, I hope you don’t think your 1" circumference is something to write home about!

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          Diameter is not circumference.

          • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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            Duh. I was making a joke, implying that Pacattack didn’t know the difference.

  • Meursault@lemmy.world
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    I understood that reference.

  • hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works
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    Well… that escalated quickly.

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    This is the second post I have seen where someone has their cylinder stuck in something is this a meme now?

    • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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      There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

      • pastermil@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        Doing God’s work.

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        What’s a “reddit” grandpa?

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        Lol, looks like he is still being teased for it.

  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure I saw how this turns out on the Orville

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    It’s a horn

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    deleted by creator

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      Wankdroid.

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        deleted by creator

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