There’s 16 iphones ? that’s probably 17 too many

Over here rainy season is called Kashikazi and it has to be my favourite : long, rainy days, lush nature, vibrant greens, warm ocean. Kusi is the dry, “cold” winter we are about to enter… any day now.

I can hear this picture

vaccines cause death because my friend walked out of a clinic after a shot and got hit by a self driving tesla.

😂

Hahah, such an iconic line

I honestly couldn’t get into it, I find it less endearing. Maybe should give it a rewatch

Heh, I’d like to read this

Just as Shaun of the Dead is the best zombie movie (come fight me)

Just listened to it, I elfe keli eninglist ot ti kebro ym inbra

Holy shit, 12 weeks ! I’m from France and paternity leave is notoriously lacking (compared to other forms of welfare that exist alongside it). I feel 12 weeks is generous and fantastic.

Take your hatchet and slash some leaves in the misty fields of Kerala. Make sure it’s monsoon flush, so roughly july to september. Then, chop up an old Ginkgo Biloba that looks wise. Leave it to dry in a Kenyan plain for three years, and head for Nepal. There, you will gather the purest glacier water there is. By then, your tea leaves will be dust. Go buy some Lipton and microwave tap water, it’s all you can do at this point. And, uh, teabag first

DDG says it’s about 170cm, which is taller than I am- and since I am certainly not short, 5’7" cannot be average. Logic !

are you fucking sorry ?

Come on, little roleplay here

threats are getting hella veiled

I think you might have just said some ignorant shit by mistake

hah ! amazing. Pieces of shit generation after generation

It’s always weird hearing for the first time about a game that’s been super popular overseas for 28 years.

Would love to try Naheulbeuk (many youth memories of the audio adventure) but reluctant to install yet another app/launcher, especially from Amazon (some people are trying to get a boycott going since yesterday). The first game was really cool apparently

Sounds amazing ! thanks for the geographical context, I knew about NC but had no idea where to place it

Katrafutra, fluffy flat bread from Comoros (specifically Mayotte). Sauce your Kange (zebu stew) with it and it’s even more delicious.