I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a centrifuge
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they’re naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they’re covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.
I’ve always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the “Florida” of the universe
Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face
See a doctor
I think you’re confusing civilization with utopia
ITT: Marketing specialist vs engineer
Well you didn’t think that sling was just made of out any old leather, did you?
My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it’s only used once.
He is not well liked.
Easily the most disappointing day of Oprah’s life
🎵 Do you wanna rob a pet shoooop?
Come on, let’s go get paaaaaid 🎶
My favorites are flesh fries
Get weird about that thing you’re weird about
I want this cross stitched over my mantelpiece
I can’t imagine a world in which calling a bird a “tit” in the first place was not the product of a poorly thought out public poll
“You’re running from me, now”
My dumb ass was sitting here for a minute trying to figure out what sort of gremlin drinks booze from a bowl before I realized you meant weed 🤣
He’s silent, but deadly
I want more of this guy