You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!
You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!
It’s an avocato.
They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.
Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.
Nobody tell the killjoys in the Recursion article’s talk section (see discussions about the article linking to itself as a “See Also” item), they’ll revert it back to the original text as part of their anti-fun crusade. After all,
Jokes are inappropriate for a serious encyclopedia. [One who should remove stick from ass] 12:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
A little surprised but I know we don’t have a monopoly on dipshittery here in the land of pickup trucks with pink rubber scrotums flapping in the wind. Just seems that way sometimes.
They’ve got a tiny scrap of power and by god, they intend to use it! More enjoyable than going to therapy for the abuse they suffered as children.
Some girl reported me (a boy) for apparently having a mascara. Our teacher then searched my bag, as if it was a grenade.
Which of the former(?) Confederate states did this happen in? Sounds like a grenade might have been okay with them if you’d had one, they’re manly enough.
Sounds like you did the right thing. Advocates for anti-truth don’t deserve to be treated nicely.
It’s a pile of meowlch to inhibit weed growth and retain moisture.
That period came so late, I was already scheduling a visit with the OB/GYN.
He’s from the future and there to tell her about all the things the internet will be making him say once the photo goes up.
I see some results for that and, as it turns out, a similar version that I’ve probably heard before but forgotten: “A watched pot never boils but an unwatched pot boils over”.
Also adopt UTC as global time while we’re improving things. No more messing around with all those different time zones, one is enough.
From Russia with love.
Hey, glad we could find you here. Did you know that the Reddit Directed Share Program deadline is 5 March 2024?
What?
If there was enough here for this to be a plan, it would not be a good one.
Don’t take the bait, there are a thousand little knives that will appear out of nowhere when you get close enough to touch.
Bet they’re wishing they’d paid extra for roadside assistance now.
This makes sense if your jalopy is a missile.
ESPN rents antenna space on that thing.