He’s missing an arm, the fishing pole and that arm are part of his shapeshifting penis

If you can find three hours over the course of a weekend you can do Trijam. Pick an engine and make the smallest possible thing you can.

Not true, my baby looked like Grand Nagus Zek

Was teary all day at work when Terry Pratchett died

That it would be all, but there are listed/counted exceptions. NYC would have a higher population than all states, but the 12 listed ruin the fun

Lol, no way! Flippantly trying to out Price is Right someone ftw.
The people doing the real work are definitely the winners

829g

Yahwah Ono

The house appears to just be his head.
Is the rest of his body underground, and the interior of the above ground is rooms made of skull with brain spread around?
Is the rest of his exterior body the walls inside the house, like arms sticking out in the kitchen (for cooking), legs in the living room (so he can put his feet up at the end of the day), other appendage in the bedroom?

Dinosaurs, and contemporary large reptiles, spoke English

Goblin Sauce by Torchbearer, made in collaboration with the band Nekrogoblikon. Jalapeno, pineapple, scorpion pepper. Good solid heat, little fruity. Bought a case of it

6 sessions in and no one has identified/mentioned the person my character is based on, probably because I’m not good enough at doing a Rodney Dangerfield voice

As convenient and amazing borrowing e-books is, it’s important to remember that it costs your library more because they have to renew a license on it regularly. As opposed to physical books that they buy once

Every hour send a message back to the start of the 7 day period + 1 second for each elapsed hour “still alive at <current time>” At the first one hour mark send a message to three minutes after the start of the period. 168 hours in a week, texts with survival status will be done a bit before the three minute mark of constant messages. This message describes the situation. Now I have insight into when the assassin will get me, to an hour. Don’t change my behavior until the hour span leading up to the last still alive message, go nuts traveling randomly during that time until the number of still alive text messages changes After surviving for a week send a final message back in time to the very start “your phone is trying to kill you”

Jenkum

My org is encouraging it…

Snitties

Because it’s still a smile even though it’s definitely a frown?

Did you use the hole as the bowl? Where did you inhale from, the charger port? Or do you just shove most of the phone into your mouth and hope for the best?

I want to smoke through my computer.