I feel attacked! 😤

Just fold yourself into a L shape. Like one of those Tetris pieces.

Despite it being the weakest of its generation

Ackshually…………

The PS2 was still being produced until PS4 was introduced, and its last game was released even after the production ended in 2013 (Nov 2013, but still…)

PS1 and PS2 were both masters of their generations. The OG Xbox was just really “Halo box” back then, and GameCube was awesome, but not as strong as PS2.

I literally just set a box of half this stuff in front of Goodwill and ran away. Next time, though…

Too bad they didn’t have this attitude before cutting 1900 jobs, most of them Blizzard employees and making the cut after promising not to make massive cuts.

It’s completely asinine for a game to cost this much, especially since it is going to be chock full of equally asinine microtransactions and costly DLC.

The “patient games” methodology is the best way to approach all gaming these days because, odds are, the game won’t be worth the $20-30 later price point anyway.

Yep. I figured this is what had happened and it definitely worked on me. 🙃

I spent ungodly amount of hours in this game as a kid.

Ever play through all of the first World using a DDR mat?? Because that’s the only way to know you’ve mastered the game! 😅

I purchased a new (to me) car the other day. Despite my age, this is the first time I’ve done this all on my own and I’m geeked over my credit score. ☺️

Kitty appears displeased with your purrchase.

Why won’t you ever consider the shareholders?! Won’t somebody please think of the shareholders!

“More recently, you have described our DMA compliance as ‘hot garbage,’ a ‘horror show,’ and a ‘devious new instance of Malicious Compliance.’ And you have complained about what you called ‘Junk Fees’ and ‘Apple taxes.”

I’m sorry, but this exchange is just plain hilarious to me. 🤣 It reads like a recording between a couple going through an acrimonious divorce.

It might mean I’ve matured.

Also, now the song’s stuck in my head.

One day, I’d like to see the word “tunnel” without automatically bursting into the “Secret Tunnel!” song.

I’ve seen this 100 times and it’s made me crack up 100 times.

You know that episode of Futurama, where Bender made near infinite copies of himself and nearly the destroyed the world?

Yeah that, but maybe a little slowly since I like to procrastinate.

It would be outrageous if the game were performing well, and yet people keep dropping it as they insist on fracking up each “season”.

Heck, I remember when Fall Guys was all the rage.

See y’all in 2038!

There was no specific quote, but watching Azula have a bona fide nervous breakdown after all her friends abandoned her was something else even as an adult.