The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!

Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.

Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name “Yoshio Nishina”.

Hard men create strong times.
Strong times create hard soft.
Hard soft creates confused hard men.
Confused hard soft create man times.
Hard men create harder men.
Men create man hard soft times for men
who are not soft but actually quite hard.

“An empire will rise”
“An empire will fall”
“War will break out in the Middle East”
“The Boston Red Sox will win a World Series”

OMG, was this man a wizard or what?!!

Then by year two of his lockdown, Newton was inserting a tiny lever under his own eyeball, inside the eye socket, to try and figure out how the eye captures and processes light.

Is this LOSS?
Loss of the symmetric crystal structure!

Damn, they got to him before he could get it out.
Curse you, lizard overlords!

The Battle Of The World Wars Two has begun!

Squat P, Diddly

Queso Casita

You were expecting the storm god of the Sinai desert, maybe?

He might have won the very first Nobel Prize, had he not passed away just a few years prior, and much too young, wasn’t he in his late-30s or early-40s?

In fact, I believe that had Hertz remained alive and won his prize, the Nobel Committee would not have felt obliged to give it to Marconi a few years later.

Marconi was a back-stabbing asshole who became one of the wealthiest men in the world by abusing the gentlemanly trust of others, and coasting on someone else’s technology - particularly the way crystals oscillate, and some of them serve nicely as a sort of “translation point” between electromagnetic waves and the physical apparatus that transmits and/or receives the signal.

Pray with me.

Euler and Gauss… the lads.

Soiled adult diaper with a hint of talcum.

I didn’t care, until it happened to me! TO ME!!!

Some human monkeys will reach for higher goals, like knowledge and/or a truer sense of community to what we have.
Some human monkeys will get mesmerized by shiny bling, which on an intellectual level is an equivalent to rubbing feces on themselves and flashing their teeth.

There’s a painting from WWI, done by a German artist, can’t remember the name, but it’s like a portrait of your generic military general. You cannot see the body nor the face, it’s all covered in hundreds of meaningless badges and medals.
We still see this bullshit today in any official picture from a Pyongyang parade, just look at the generals standing beside the “dear leader” or whatever they call him.

These stunted mindless grunts on the airplane are a reflection of man’s failure to transcend the goddamned swamp from which we came.

A ball, however tiny, has 3 dimensions, it has a surface that moves around a mathematical point at the center of the sphere.
A point of zero dimensions has no diameter nor perimeter, no surface with which to spin. Yet when influenced by a magnetic field, a point-like indivisible particle behaves as if it does spin.

As Chief Brody might say, we’re gonna need a bigger math!
How about imaginary numbers and the complex plane?
Now add the Uncertainty Principle, just for shits ‘n’ giggles!
Probability space! Probability amplitudes and polarizations!

Or films from Spain. They whisper in a mumbled accent, then all of a sudden they start SCREAMING at each other.