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Is this… Is this where Squirtle comes from?? I don’t feel so good… I think I’m going to go lie down now

I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it’s cut, you can tell that it’s been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it’s so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it’s too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

TIL

Hi, fellow Linux noob here! I just installed Linux Mint Cinnamon on my Lenovo ThinkPad W530 (it’s from 2012) and was able to dual boot it with windows 7, so hopefully you’ll be successful too!

“Like eyeing fish in a barrel!”

… Thanks Animal Crossing!

Is there a fediverse LinkedIn equivalent? I hate that site but certain job applications ask for it now

For anyone else looking for more info

Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Bank robber lol

From Genius:

"Guns N Roses guitarist Slash – who wrote most of the music for this song – wanted the repeat of the chorus to change to:

Where the girls are fat
And they’ve got big titties

Lead singer Axl Rose didn’t go for it. Instead it follows with nice sights most Americans long to find. Particularly for being better than usual (after all, the grass is always greener on the other side).

Note the alliteration: grass, green and girls."

Thanks for the fun fact! I didn’t know this.

Oh my god, I’ve watched that before but I never noticed the “are you winning son” reference! lmao thanks for reminding me of the music video too, it’s excellent

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has to be this one

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(

I searched it and it turns out that the shell isn’t actually green! The shell is translucent and the green actually comes from a part of the body of the snail called the mantle:

I think two for me. In my opinion, it had the best animated sprites (later animated sprites were sometimes the entire sprite bouncing which felt lazy to me). I stopped playing after gen four though, so I’m definitely missing some.

Is SCP-999 available to take home? I’m be happy to have a anti-depressant goo puppy!

Spheal Nature Documentary to bring it full circle

“Fuck you! I’m eating”