I’ve done it. I’ve dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.
Your scale is not accurate… I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.
I replaced it with another scale that’s more accurate.
I’ve done it. I’ve dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.
That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.
Thanks for the next player curse getting bestowed in my campaign.
Your scale is not accurate… I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.
I replaced it with another scale that’s more accurate.