f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people…the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30; preferably not before 13.30…i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in…
We’re built different
Me when checkout is at 12:00
Dam, where you going that has 12 checkouts? I see mostly 11 with some being 10.
Nailed it
Yes, def this.
I trust housekeeping just walks in, sees me sleeping, gently smooch me on the forehead & quietly leave the room.
Paid for the whole room gonna use the whole room
I swear it’s the blackout curtains. I’ll draw them tight on the first night, then have a surprise in the morning if I didn’t set my alarm.
Hotels be like: yes 06:00-07:30 is the time most people eat, let’s have breakfast then
That’s the thing I hate the most about free hotel breakfast: by the time normal people get up, they’ve already shut it down for the day. I swear they do it on purpose to save money.
Me who wakes up for work at 4am but doesn’t eat anything till 11am.
Just how late do you wake up?
I often stay at hotels for work, and by 8AM I’m leaving so I can be wherever I need to be at by 9, so yeah, breakfast needs to be around 7h30.
Even at home this is a usual schedule, since commuting is a pain.
By 10AM at the latest probably most places also need to wrap up service so they can clear up and prepare to serve lunches in a couple of hours.
It’s not that unreasonable…
I wake up naturally around 8:30, typically don’t eat until about 10, breakfast should be served until 11 considering brunch is from 11-2 most places
normal people go to hotels for vacation, not work.
Pre pandemic 52% of hotel nights were booked by business travelers.
were post pandemic
Even if that were true, hotel use is pretty evenly split between business travelers and tourists, both are “normal”
travelling around the globe for work is not normal unless you work for an airplane travel company.
Where’d you get that number?
A site called Business Travel News
At home that’s the schedule because I have to get to work. It’s not a choice. But on vacation I’m not going to force myself to get up at 6 or 7. Certainly not if I’m out till 4, which is something that happens on occasion (less nowadays, but still).
And why would you wake up at 6 or 7? There are zero hotels that end breakfast service at that time, that’s just a bullshit argument.
What I’m saying is that they need to start early to accommodate other people staying there, and that at some point they need to start lunch, so if you wake up at 11 that’s perfectly reasonable, just don’t expect the world to hold for your lordship to come back to the land of the living.
Also, if you get up at 11, you could just go get lunch.
Many guests are actually there for work. If breakfast opens at 7, that’s a little late for my liking. I gotta finish and drive over to the client and start timely.
Even if they aren’t there for work they’re there for something, I can’t really think of any times I slept in a hotel room and didn’t have an early morning.
Not if I’m by myself in the hotel/trip.
I/someone paid for the bed & I’m gonna use it.
They’ll still stop serving breakfast at 9 sharp and you’ll be hungry until lunch. 🙁
Nah, I hate breakfast. Give me that extra sleep anyway. It’s not like they are very good either.
Go get breakfast before you go to sleep, or set alarm, grab breakfast, and have a second round of sleep.
I’m not one of those people that needs to eat at precise intervals or even every day. I just eat when in hungry for something.
In summer dinner is usually my first (and often only) meal.
I almost never eat breakfasts (especially if I woke up “only” a few hours ago). Never could, even parents wanted me to but I just had better days without breakfast as a kid so they stopped insisting.I assume that when I travel I have access to food basically everywhere or else I know I have to plan that - which again I do in a way that I eat when I want.
I’m good
The extra hours of sleep are well worth the cost of a non-complimentary breakfast whenever I’m ready for it.
I think its the fact that you dont have to prepare the food. You wake up, throw some shit on and just fuck off to eat for an hour straight because they have all the food you would ever want.
People sleeping in uncovered blankets and pillows triggers me so hard, why do people do that?
Uncovered blankets?
Nude blankets
Stupid sexy blankets that are wearing nothing at all!!
Hot single blankets in your area!
Basically. Don’t actually know what the right word is for which part of the bedding, so I went for that. 😅
Duvet cover?
I think they’re talking about the duvet
You put a blanket on your blanket?
In a lot of hotels people in other rooms start making noise around that time anyway, so you might as well get up and enjoy a big breakfast that you dont have to prepare yourself
Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.
Well, I probably woke up all of them 2 hours earlier stumbling to my(-ish) room.
(Just kidding, I super don’t like to make noise regardless of my state.)
7:00 – breakfast
8:00 – continue to sleepThat’s the ticket. Worked in Tempe for 3 weeks. Come non work nights I was wondering what I should do, so if I was tired Id pop some edibles, laugh at a movie for a bit, wake up with munchies and get breakfast, then go back to bed until afternoon.
Didn’t want to spend much time outside when it was daylight anyways. Sun starts to go down, find a dive bar or something.
A change in environment often energizes people.
That and you pay good money to go on vacation. Why would you waste it sleeping, which you can do anywhere?
The energy:
Spot on. I love being almost alone with my breakfast, tons of coffee and my book.
Am I missing the joke here? Your God damn right I’m going to be up eating the delicious breakfast buffet when I’m on vacation. And your also right that I’m going to sleep until lunch on the weekends so I don’t need to expend effort for breakfast. I literally can’t see doing this any other way.
Also of course I will be up early if I’m at a hotel so I can get the most time out of my stay. Because I’m most likely somewhere where I want to experience things.
🤷♂️
This is not me.
I’m not hungry at the morning anyway.
