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Stupid sexy jesus
“I like to thank my coach, my teammates, mom and dad… Shout-out to everyone back home – sup Vatican City!! And most importantly to Jesus -uh, I mean me. Thank you, me!! For I wouldn’t be here. ✌️”
See it’s illegal because this was clearly a butterfly event, if Jesus had just saved his act for the freestyle event there would be no problem.
“Jesus takes the Gold!”
Kind of a dick move turning the pool water into wine mid-event though, drunk people don’t swim all that well.
It’s definitely cheating but I’d have a hard time swimming too if my hands and feet had holes punched through them.
Speed holes