I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Anything you say WILL be used against you… It’s hidden right there in the Miranda Rights