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Is it too much to ask if he could look in another direction?
Thank you for this.
“Jesus looks away while you masturbate.” is going to pop into my head each time I see one of these classic portraits.
This is definitely going to lead to an awkward moment, for me, at some point.
Edit, because tone doesn’t work in text: I’m delighted. Genuinely thank you. This is hilarious.
Yes, he is no Mother Teresa./s
Did the romans take his eyelids too?
Sure.
Joke’s on him - I like it when someone watches.