Christian Protestants: “You should be willing to give of yourself for the benefit of others.”

Me, a naive working class young adult: “By spending less time in the corporate rat race and more time working alongside my friends and neighbors to improve my community?”

Christian Protestants: loud whip crack “No! By giving us your unpaid overtime so we can increase our passive income! Now get back to work, you slacker!”

I mean, the dude can afford to go to the hospital. Most people rely on unlicensed back-alley vets for their healthcare in America