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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

It'll never happen

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It'll never happen

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    1 year ago

    Jokes on you, I am bioluminescent.

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      Yep! All animals are slightly bioluminescent, including people

      • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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        Boltzmann agrees

        • scarilog@lemmy.world
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          I’m bioluminescent in infrared 😤

  • Blue@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you as I jam this glowstick up my peehole

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    I have some questions…

    What made the cat sad? And why does it have a Christmas can of Chinese Japanese Coca-Cola? And why are you posting this picture in May? You’re just making me mad its not Christmas time and a million degrees outside.

    • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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      It says “Hokkaido” on the can, so I’m guessing it’s a can of Japanese Coca-Cola?

      • 3ntranced@lemmy.world
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        I have the same can. It’s a Hokkaido 2020 collectors can.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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        You’re absolutely right. I guess I didn’t zoom in far enough.

  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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    I’m quite convinced bioengineering will find a way

    • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
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      We have, it is just illegal on human even with their consent

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        Maybe in your country, but I’m sure there is one that allows it.

    • molten@lemmy.world
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      Oh yeah. If I’m dedicated enough, I’m sure I can, since we can already make animals bioluminescent.

  • archonet@lemy.lol
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    Hey now, I’m certain a few of the IT nerds here are qualified to work for the FBI. Not all, but some.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Actually: Human skin does luminess.

  • voracitude@lemmy.world
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    No kidding? 💡

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    don’t let your memes stay dreams…

    https://frontlinegenomics.com/biohackers-and-diy-gene-therapy/

    • jjagaimo@lemmy.ca
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      Also, cure yourself of lactose intolerance if that’s your affliction

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    This feels like a personal attack.

    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      I wonder who it’s for

  • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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    Are you telling me the Gatorade commercials LIED to me!?!?

  • muzzle@lemm.ee
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    Don’t change color Kitty!

  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    Ironically, some cats DO glow in the dark:

    https://petkeen.com/glow-in-the-dark-cats/

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    Removed by mod

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