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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • macniel@feddit.de
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    Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
    as far as the eye could see
    
    • RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works
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      And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

      • Zoot@reddthat.com
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        This is the ultimate showdown

        • clb92@feddit.dk
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          Of ultimate destiny

  • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

    Why can’t we see them?

    They are embedded in the wall. 🥁

    • Fat Tony@lemm.ee
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      They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!

  • Aceticon@lemmy.world
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    Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.

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    Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

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    Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.

    Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.

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      The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance

    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.

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      Also uses ableist language.

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        I assume that’s what was being referred to.

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      determining women’s intelligence from their appearance ?

      that is a tad sexist :/

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        Men can have ponytails.

        Men’s ponytails can look dumb.

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    nice throwback with the title

  • Mango@lemmy.world
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    Yes.

    • Yggstyle@lemmy.world
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      technically correct is the best correct.

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    Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.

    Neil Cicierega on YouTube

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    Is that Jeremy Strong??

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      No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.

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        @BolexForSoup @Maven @Crackhappy what did I just read

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          Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.

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    where’s hackerman when we need him?

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      He hacked too much time again.

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    deleted by creator

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    The UX designer!

    Or at least he would get all of the praise!

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