Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷♂️
that would be an ecumenical matter
How right you are, Father. How right you are!
The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.
The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.
What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.
That’s the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.
God sounds like a massive piece of shit.
Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!
JK! LOL Here’s my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we’re cool, right?
No man… We’re pretty damn far from cool…
Yeah but kids are often more progressive than the parents
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It’s not a no, but it’s gonna be more difficult.
Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.
We’ll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens
I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately
Now there’s a brand new sentence (probably)
nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics
Thank you, Internet.
What the fuck
Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple’s unicorn.
It’s called the loophole!
If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex
Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭
The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I’ve found Bible Satan.
If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
“Come with us!”
Cum with us!
No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
Would. Both of them.
The only correct response
“Come with us”
I’m willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.
Fine by me, I’ll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris
OK but that’s not her name.
As long as you only soak it, he won’t be able to object.
*this is a real offer to cum with us!!
With Jesus’ little extra
i dont care if you call him “little extra jesus”, spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH
Hey, no kink shaming.
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Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn’t that crazy.
